Sunday saw ANGS gathering for the much-anticipated Pairs Trophy at Charlton-cum-Hardy, a course that has seen countless rounds since its founding in 1905 and home of Youtubes Golfmates. Nestled just four miles from the bustling heart of Manchester, this historic club is a true oasis, offering players a tranquil escape. The serene surroundings, with mature trees and well-maintained greens, made it easy to forget how close we were to the city centre. The beauty and challenge of this classic course set the perfect stage for a perfect day of golf.
As the players arrived, there was no escaping the ever-vigilant fines secretary, who was armed with his little red book. Known for his meticulous record-keeping, Alex was ready to jot down fines the moment you walked through the door. The sight of that book was enough to make even the most seasoned members tread cautiously, injecting a mix of humour and friendly competition into the day’s atmosphere.
The competition was fierce from the start, particularly among a group of four who decided to up the stakes with their own mini-tournament. Alan, Steve, Dave B, and Alex were all fired up, each determined to outplay the others.
With the twos pot having rolled over several times, it had become an especially coveted prize. Enter Mike Oakes, full of confidence, who boldly announced he was going to claim the pot that day. Not stopping there, he upped the stakes by predicting not one, but two twos. His proclamation was met with a blend of amused chuckles and nervous glances from those listening. The question on everyone’s mind: would Mike actually deliver?
The ghost of Joe Wilcox’s infamous “dick out” from the Cavendish seemed to linger over the course, causing some unexpected mishaps. Mr. Captain, perhaps feeling the pressure, smashed his drive off the heel of his club, sending the ball careening sideways. Steve wasn’t spared either; he topped his drive, only to have it ricochet off the tee markers and somehow end up even further back than where he started behind the white tees. Doh!
It was clear that the ghost of Joe Wilcox was having a jolly good laugh at their expense just like the other members on the tee.
As the day wore on, the weather took a turn for the worse. The ominous flash of lightning and the distant rumble of thunder on the back nine had everyone wondering if they’d make it through the round dry and in one piece. Most of the players managed to finish before the heavens opened up, but the last group wasn’t so lucky. By the time they reached the 18th green, the rain had arrived with a vengeance. Putting became a hurried affair as the chubby rain fell and the deluge commenced, players dashed for cover beneath the ancient oaks, laughing at the absurdity of it all.
Back at the clubhouse, a Golfmates YouTube star was spotted, and Joe wasted no time working his magic on eBay Pete. Naturally, Pete couldn’t resist the chance for a selfie, seizing the moment like a rare online bargain.
Despite the weather and the challenges on the course, Mike Oakes proved true to his word, claiming the twos pot with an impressive £64. What’s more he actually fulfilled his promise and nailed two twos, one on the 4th and another on the 13th, much to the admiration of his peers. Joe Wilcox, not to be outdone, won nearest the pin on the 17th with a stunning pitch that landed within six feet of the hole.
When it came to the final results, the scores reflected the day’s mix of skill, luck, and a few unfortunate mishaps. In reverse order, the standings were as follows: Dave J & Ben (42), Joe & Len (66), Dave M & Ron (67), Mike & Col (72), Alex & Steve (74), and winners of the Pairs Trophy Alan & Dave B (76). But the star of the day was undoubtedly Alex, who carded an impressive 44 points, securing the overall top spot and a suitable contender for the bandit moniker.
Charlton-cum-Hardy proved to be a delightful challenge, rich in history and full of character. The varied terrain kept everyone on their toes, making for an engaging round that tested both skill and strategy. It’s a course we’ll undoubtedly return to, eager to take on its challenges once more. Until then, we’ll cherish the memories of a day filled with camaraderie, competition, and a bit of chaos, all set against the backdrop of one of Manchester’s finest old courses.